Jim Jefferies: Self - Panelist

Quotes 

• David Spade : You know what, I cry in my car like the rest of the planet, you know. That's what a normal person does after work.

  Jim Jefferies : Yeah, and the women, the women they cry in your trunk, I asume.

  David Spade : [audience claps]  Jim... James...

  Bill Burr : He's not big enough... he's not big enough to put anyone in a trunk.

  [Jim Jefferies laughs] 

  David Spade : I know, it's.. it's always hard to kidnap when you go 'Can you hop in there? I can't lift you.'

  Bill Burr : A little help will help.

  David Spade : A little help will help!

  Bill Burr : Swing the leg over.

  David Spade : A little kidnap help.

• Jim Jefferies : Are we going to get rid of every sketch that SNL has done that involves race? Like I remember John Belushi dressing as an asian man with a samurai sword, that was the whole sketch.

  David Spade : [laughs]  That was the whole sketch!

  Jim Jefferies : Or maybe... or maybe we could have, what was it, Mike Myers used to play a Japanese host like this and if they got the question wrong they had to cut their hand off. And I remember nothing that you did wrong.

  David Spade : [laughs]  Yeah. I was smart, mine got cut at rehearsal.