- Lilly Truscott: Well, this does look pretty ridiculous. I mean, with your hair in rollers, your eyes bugging out, your "Miley" necklace flopping all over the place...
- [realizes that this could blow Miley's secret]
- Miley Stewart: [realizing it as well] Future-of-sleaze-journalism-say-what?
- Lilly Truscott: I'm on the front page! Don't I look so cute when I'm scared?
- Miley Stewart: If you don't get over yourself in about three seconds, you're gonna look absolutely *adorable*.
- Robbie Stewart: [to Jackson] Nap? Stewart men don't nap when there's Football on! That's what golf is for!