- Joan Holloway: I heard you were being considered for an account because a client's wife saw you and thought it would be OK if he worked with you.
- Peggy Olson: You know you're not a stick.
- Joan Holloway: And yet I never wonder what men think of me. You are hiding a very attractive, young girl with too much lunch.
- Peggy Olson: I know what men think of you: that you're looking for a husband, and you're fun. And not in that order.
- Joan Holloway: Peggy, this isn't China. There's no money in virginity.
- Peggy Olson: I'm not a virgin.
- Joan Holloway: No, of course not.
- Peggy Olson: I just realised something. You think you're being helpful.
- Joan Holloway: Well I am trying, dear.
- Peggy Olson: I'm going home.