- Eugene: You packed food, right?
- King Edmund: Of course I did, Horace. A bounty unlike you've ever had.
- Eugene: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. "Horace"? Did you just call me Horace?
- King Edmund: Indeed. Horace is your given name. Did I not mention that before?
- Eugene: No, you didn't. How is it possible my real name is even worse than Eugene?
- Pete the Guard: [Investigating the stolen sash] No clues to report.
- Stan the Guard: This master thief covered his tracks well.
- Eugene: [Looking around the room] Oh, what's this?
- [Picks up a note at his feet]
- Eugene: Yeah, this is a ransom letter.
- Pete the Guard: Oh, he's good.