Reilly, looking to scam a quick buck, transforms himself into a smooth-talking, faith healing Preacher man, by convincing the guys there's a vision of the Virgin Mary in his breakfast omelet?
When Lefty fashions an omelette that looks like the Virgin Mary, Reily displays it as a get-rich-quick scheme. To sell his newfound "religious beliefs", Reily becomes a minister, drawing people from all over for his sermons and to see the omelette. His only opposition is Sister Butch, who tries to stop him at any means necessary.
The Severed's miserable attempt at Funniest Home Videos inspires a TV Producer to create a reality survival series starring the disabled gang. Franny is included, ostensibly because women are discriminated against so much to be considered disabled, but it's really a plot to get lots of shots of her breasts. After much plotting and counter-plotting-plus outright vote-rigging-it is Franny v. Blazer to win the million bucks on offer. But the Producer has grander plans, and no desire to actually part with the prize money.