Mom (TV Series)

Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us (2019)

Mimi Kennedy: Marjorie Armstrong

Quotes 

• Tammy : [sees Marjorie slumped over at Mary's wake]  MARJORIE!

  Marjorie : Huh? What?

  Tammy : [sighs]  I thought you were dead.

  Marjorie : I was praying!

  Tammy : They look the same.

  Marjorie : Yesterday you thought I was dead when I was taking a nap, this morning you thought I was dead because I was quote not making enough noise in the shower.

  Tammy : Again, I apologize for barging in, and tomorrow I'll rehang the door.

  Marjorie : Tammy, one day I'll die, but I'm not going to spend every minute worrying about it.

  Tammy : Right, that's my job.

  Marjorie : No. I know this is a hard time for you right now, but if you keep worrying about this, you'll go before I do.

  Tammy : Is that a threat?

  Marjorie : Mess with my bacon again and find out.

• Marjorie : I had the BLT and fries.

  Tammy : BLT *and* fries? Why don't you just vape on a scooter while unvaccinated?

  Marjorie : It's turkey bacon.

  Tammy : [takes a piece and eats it]  No it's not.

  Bonnie : Yes it is.

  Tammy : This is turkey bacon? This is delicious!