- Sgt. Sweete: [singing a military march] Left, right, left, right, left, recruits smell and that's no lie, hate your guts gonna make you cry, call me smart call me inspired, your gonna march til I get tired.
- Soldier #1: [shivering] I'm so hungry, I could eat the hind shank of a porcupine.
- Soldier #2: I could eat a whole porcupine, plus the front shank of a skunk!
- Soldier #3: I could eat me a whole porcupine, a whole skunk, a weasel's giblets and the horse you rode in on!