Gossip Girl (TV Series)
The Blair Bitch Project (2008)
Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen
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Quotes
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Blair Waldorf : How do you manage to get out of everything unscathed?
Serena van der Woodsen : Because I'm nice. You should try it. Come on, compliment me. Tell me my hair looks beautiful!
Blair Waldorf : But your hair looks disgusting. Did you even shower today?
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Serena van der Woodsen : [banging on bathroom door] Chuck, I'm serious! Are you done yet? This is my bathroom!
[inside, he's lighting up]
Serena van der Woodsen : It's late, and not to mention disgusting!
[pounds some more]
Serena van der Woodsen : Chuck!
[gains entry]
Serena van der Woodsen : What are you doing?
Chuck Bass : All right, ladies, my sister needs a shower, make room.
[Serena gives him a sharp disapproving look]
Chuck Bass : I'm just messing with you.
Serena van der Woodsen : I can't believe you lit up in my bathroom!
Chuck Bass : Well, if I lit up in mine, then my folks will know it was me, sis.
Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, okay, let's get one thing straight: our parents may be insisting on blending our households, but I am not your sister, I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.
Chuck Bass : Then I suggest you get new hand towels.