Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Desperately Seeking Serena (2008)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

Quotes 

• Blair Waldorf : Nelly Yuki must be destroyed!

  Serena van der Woodsen : Why do you keep saying her name?

  Blair Waldorf : Because it's Nelly Yuki!

• Blair Waldorf : [as Nelly walks up the steps to take the SATs, Blair quickly walks over to her]  Rough night?

  Nelly Yuki : Yeah, and not in a good way. Todd doesn't want to get back together.

  [Blair's minions chime in with false pity] 

  Blair Waldorf : No? But he said...

  Nelly Yuki : We stayed up all night having the same conversation about why we broke up over and over again.

  [drops her calculator and Blair takes out the batteries without anyone noticing; Blair's minions chime in again calling Nelly Yuki's ex-boyfriend names] 

  Nelly Yuki : I got no sleep, spent the whole night crying.

  Blair Waldorf : Aw, okay. Well good luck!

  [hands the calculator back to Nelly] 

• Serena van der Woodsen : I gotta wait for Dan. He's stressed. He doesn't do well with tests, so...

  Blair Waldorf : Performance anxiety?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Bye, Blair!

• Blair Waldorf : Lucky for us, mental acuity and common sense rarely come in the same package.

• Blair Waldorf : Nelly Yuki has her sights set on Yale too. What are the odds of them accepting two girls from Constance? And have you seen Nelly Yuki's extracurriculars? I need to kick her well-rounded ass!

• Nelly Yuki : [Blair walks by while playing a Flo Rida song]  Oh God. Not that song.

  Blair Waldorf : Nelly Yuki, what's wrong?

  Nelly Yuki : It's like it's happening all over again. That song just reminds me of my boyfriend. My ex-boyfriend I should say.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh no, did he dump you?

  [Nelly nods] 

  Blair Waldorf : That's horrible. What was his name? Brad? Bill?

  Nelly Yuki : Todd. Jansen.

  Blair Waldorf : [quickly walks over to Nelly]  There is nothing like the fresh sharp pain of a break up. Believe me. I've had my fair share of heartache, but this is about you. Tonight, you're going to come over to my house and just cry till you get it all out of your system.

  Nelly Yuki : I can't. I have to be focused tomorrow.

  Blair Waldorf : You can't focus when something's on your mind, now can you?

  [closes Nelly's textbook] 

  Blair Waldorf : Come, come, come. Tell me all about it.

  [Nelly smiles and is taken by Blair's false generosity]