- Helen Bennett: Well, I'm surprised it wasn't on TV. I mean - the destruction of an entire island. And I may have the only surviving cyclops lobster in existence.
- Jack Bennett: [not listening] That's nice, honey; we can have it for dinner tomorrow.
- Helen Bennett: Doesn't anybody care about my discovery? My adventure? My near brush with...
- Jack Bennett: Oh, gosh, I'm sorry. No, really, I-I, I just...
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: Sharp to Bionic Six, Sharp to Bionic Six.
- Jack Bennett: Bionic-1 online, Professor.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: Report to SPL immediately. Emergency.
- Jack Bennett: On the way, Professor. It sounds important, honey. You turn off the stove and I'll get the kids. They've been dying for something interesting to happen all day.
- Helen Bennett: Oh, sure, anything's more interesting than boring old Mom's lobster story.
- Karate-1: [technology's inability to function in Shariar results in them forced to crash-land Skydancer though with no real damage] Is this any way to run an airline?
- [everyone laughs]
- Prince Ahmed: You are but Aladdin's dream.
- Bionic-1: [lifting him by the throat and bracing himself to punch] Dream, huh? Well, I'll be *your* nightmare if you don't tell me where she is!