Howard Morris: Hector 'Homer' Hernandez, Retiree

Quotes 

• Hector 'Homer' Hernandez : You don't know what it's like when they tell you you're all washed up. No good to anybody anymore. Not even yourself.

• Hector 'Homer' Hernandez : And with my android, I figured I could play baseball forever.

  Dr. Scarab : But getting older doesn't mean getting useless, Homer. Why, you're a living legend.

  Hector 'Homer' Hernandez : Well, Professor, being a legend isn't any fun.

• Prof. Amadeus Sharp : With the adjustments we've made, you can regain control from Scarab.

  Hector 'Homer' Hernandez : [chuckling]  Let's give Sport-1 a chance, Professor. I like his style.