Neil Ross: F.L.U.F.F.I.

Quotes 

• F.L.U.F.F.I. : [lifting the door Mechanic tore out]  I guess knocking is out of the question - question - question.

• Mechanic : [retreating when F.L.U.F.F. enters breaking part of the wall]  I didn't touch nuttin'...

  F.L.U.F.F.I. : Greetings, Cycron the Great.

• F.L.U.F.F.I. : You are my hero.

  Mechanic : [in the Cycron suit]  Uh... I'm your hero?

  F.L.U.F.F.I. : [touching his shoulder knocking him down]  I want to be just like you when I - grow up.

• F.L.U.F.F.I. : [offering "Cycron" a license plate]  Are you hungry, boss?

• F.L.U.F.F.I. : My sensors detect this is borrrrrrrinnnnnng.

• F.L.U.F.F.I. : I'm sure Guy is a wonderful man. He wears very expensive clothes. My circuits compute his suit worth -

  [his optic sensors' visor shows it running before the number comes up with a chime] 

  F.L.U.F.F.I. : nine-hundred-dollars and... fifty-two cents.

  [the audience laughs] 

• F.L.U.F.F.I. : Cycron says you will give 'til it hurts. I hope this will - not - not - not be too painful.

• F.L.U.F.F.I. : So much for hero-worship.

• Dr. Scarab : Well, you really are something.

  F.L.U.F.F.I. : State-of-the-art.

• Dr. Scarab : Would you, uh, like to work for me now?

  F.L.U.F.F.I. : [shakes his head askance so Scarab drifts over, then answers into his ear]  FAT CHANCE.

• Glove : Well, little robot, this is gonna hurt me more than it does you.

  [laughs] 

  F.L.U.F.F.I. : [the rays strike him]  Wanna bet?

• Rock-1 : I hate to do this to ya, F.L.U.F.F.I.

  F.L.U.F.F.I. : [deflects the sonic wave aimed at him]  The feeling is not mutual.

• Bionic-1 : [F.L.U.F.F.I. has incapacitated I.Q., Rock-1, and Sport-1]  Your move, F.L.U.F.F.I.

  F.L.U.F.F.I. : Glad to oblige.

• F.L.U.F.F.I. : I will protect all Bennetts.

• F.L.U.F.F.I. : Oops. My system will need a major overhaul - haul - haul.

• [last lines] 

  F.L.U.F.F.I. : Home.

  Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett : Wha'ju say?

  F.L.U.F.F.I. : There's no place - no place - no place like home.