Brian Tochi: Karate-1, Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett

Quotes 

• I.Q. : I fail to see the wisdom in this.

  Karate-1 : It's not supposed to be smart. It's supposed to be funny.

  Rock-1 : Yeah, about as funny as a barrel of bionic baboons.

  Karate-1 : Hey - that *would* be funny. I could get a barrel and a...

  I.Q. : [chuckling and putting the mask back down over his head]  Forget it.

  Rock-1 : We'll quit while you're ahead.

• Karate-1 : [smelling what Mechanic, approaching him with Scarab and Glove, sprayed on]  Do I smell shaving lotion, or a rat?

  [turns and sees them] 

  Karate-1 : Make that three rats.

• Karate-1 : [making a noise of attack when Mechanic's blow doesn't effect him]  Hi!

  Mechanic : [not getting it]  Hi!

  [gets kicked] 

• Glove : [as he and Mechanic yank Karate-1's arms]  Make a wish, Mechanic

  [laughs until the Scarab costume splits apart] 

  Karate-1 : Looks like I got *my* wish.

  [attacks both] 

• Bionic-1 : [of the animatronic animals]  Looks like we're gonna have to fight 'em hand-to-hand.

  Karate-1 : More like hand-to-claw.

• Sport-1 : [they destroy the animatronic animals]  No hits, no errors, and no men left on base.

  Rock-1 : AHHHHHH! Look out!

  Sport-1 : [the whale breaks through the doors]  Looks like we're in extra innings.

  Karate-1 : And their big hitter's coming to bat.