John Stephenson: Bionic-1, Jack Bennett, Klunk

Quotes 

• Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett : [profiling his family for the fateful home movie]  ..."Life at Bennett Manor", Scene 1. Here we see Mr. James Dwight Corey, ever the intellectual, improving his brilliant mind by absorbing great literature: a comic book.

  J.D. Bennett : Bunji, get outta here.

  [He throws the comic, hitting the camera] 

  Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett : Nice shot, Tex; great 3-D effect, too. Moving on... Here's the devastatingly beautiful Megan Haley Bennett, ready to share her secrets of eternal youth and spectacular fitness.

  [Actually, Meg's hair is in curlers and she's applying a mudpack. Seeing her adopted brother and Bionic teammate, she lets out a bloodcurdling scream] 

  Meg Bennett : BUNJI! *Get that camera out of my bedroom!* NOW!

  Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett : ...Maybe some other time.

  [He departs; close-up on what looks like molten lava] 

  Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett : ... What you are witnessing could pass for the latest eruption of Krakatoa; actually, it's yet another concoction from test pilot-slash-master chef John Eric Bennett.

  Jack Bennett : Bunji, you're in the way; I'm trying to get dinner ready.

  [He trips, sending his "concoction" flying everywhere] 

  Jack Bennett : Son, we need to have a chat about this new hobby of yours... I don't think the filmgoing public is lining up to see what we're having for supper, much less to see us *having it*.

• Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett : 3-D video-laser photography. Auto-focus, mini-zoom, stereo capability, automatic recording... Too much, isn't it?

  Jack Bennett : So's your enthusiasm.

• Jack Bennett : What is that?

  Prof. Amadeus Sharp : That, Jack my lad, is the dreaded Macguffin Ray.

  Helen Bennett : What does it do?

  Prof. Amadeus Sharp : Absolutely nothing, my dear. Except that it will serve to bring Scarab out of hiding.

• Bionic-1 : Scarab has ears under every rock in the uncivilized world.

• Jack Bennett : Scarab, how dare you threaten us?

  Dr. Scarab : [He growls]  Well said, Klunk.