- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: This baby can slice and dice a city block or an apple pie.
- [eats a slice of what he just cut]
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: Mm, sometimes I amaze myself.
- Eric Bennett: Those guys never know when to get off the ballfield.
- Jack Bennett: Well, then, we'll just have to let 'em know the bases are already loaded, right, son?
- Dr. Scarab: They have no choice but to throw themselves on my mercy.
- Glove: Mercy? You?
- Dr. Scarab: Of course, I'll be merciful. I won't destroy them until after they surrender.
- [laughs]
- Dr. Scarab: [the illusion] Cyphrons, retreat.
- Dr. Scarab: Cyphrons, don't listen to that overgrown apparition.
- Dr. Scarab: You're not half as strong as a Cyphron.
- Glove: No, but I'm a hundred times as smart. At least I have brains.
- Dr. Scarab: Brains? Brains? Ahh. What a stupendous idea. My Cyphrons would be invincible if they had brains. It's brilliant, Glove. Brilliant. I'm glad I thought of it.
- [chuckles while he glares]
- Dr. Scarab: Oh, well, we've just come to say hello.
- [the beta Cyphrons land between him and the Bionic Six]
- Dr. Scarab: And good-bye.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: Wilmer, you mustn't. You could destroy the world.
- Dr. Scarab: Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained.
- Rocky Road: Drilling to the earth's core could mean the destruction of much of the life on this planet.
- Tuiti Fruiti: It should be deactivated.
- Dr. Scarab: Wrong, transistor-breath. *You* should be deactivated.
- Tuiti Fruiti: I compute that you that you are a vicious, evil individual.
- Dr. Scarab: And those are my, uh, good points.
- Rocky Road: Humans are not designed as well as Cyphrons.
- Tuiti Fruiti: Indeed. But beggars can't be choosers, to coin the human phrase.
- [Both laugh then clap their hands over their mouths startled]
- Tuiti Fruiti: What *was* that sound?
- Rocky Road: Just a, human malfunction.
- Tuiti Fruiti: You have a solid family unit, Helen. I congratulate you.
- Helen Bennett: If you're trying to say we love each other very much, yes, that's true.
- Tuiti Fruiti: Indeed.
- [quietly]
- Tuiti Fruiti: Love. I will have to research.
- Rocky Road: Bennetts, I have mastered burning animal byproducts. I am now ready to assimilate volleyball.
- Helen Bennett: [trying to read their guest's mind, she sees a Cyphron] Oh, I must be picking up a science-fiction movie.
- Rocky Road: This is a primitive machine.
- Tuiti Fruiti: Indeed. We are more than ready to meet its challenge.
- F.L.U.F.F.I.: Primitive? We'll see - see - see about that.
- Rocky Road: The Bionic Six are trying to stop the ultra-beam.
- F.L.U.F.F.I.: Of course. They are the good - good - good guys.
- Tuiti Fruiti: Indeed. Perhaps are analysis of the Bionic Six was inaccurate.
- F.L.U.F.F.I.: You mean you goofed - goofed - goofed?
- Rocky Road: Do not be smug, primitive one. We will review data.
- [he and Tuitti touch "fingers" to do it]
- F.L.U.F.F.I.: [annoyed] Hot-shot Cyphrons.