David Spade: Self - Host

Quotes 

• David Spade : Lego are launching braille bricks for blind children. Aren't they allready in braille? All mine were. They said the same thing.

• David Spade : If you are dating a guy and he starts showing too many selfies, is that a problem?

  Amanda Cerny : It is, but not if it's Matthew McConaughey. I think it's...

  David Spade : That's true.

  Amanda Cerny : But only his Magic Mike selfies, not the Dallas Buyers Club.

• David Spade : I was voted 'Most likely cropped out of a photo' in high school.