(2019 Video)

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Medieval lasses getting it on
lor_8 November 2019
That old joke about "humming the sets" after watching a Broadway musical meant to be derisive of an emphasis on production value over content is relevant for this DVD series derived from content from an unusual website devoted to fantasy erotica concerning lovely maidens.

The footage is not new (production date of the 2019 DVD release is listed as 2015), and represents a mythos from the website described as "Arta, the Known World". Raven Rockette, sporting an impressively thick bush "down there" stars in two of the four vignettes compiled here, leading off opposite Bree Daniels (in redhead mode) in "The Crossing".

The two busty beauties are fording a river on a raft, and making love in the great outdoors, with rather spectacular backdrop of nature. It makes for a beautiful scene, hardly in keeping with the gonzo approach associated with "all-sex" format nowadays.

She returns in "Trapped in a Cell", thrown by a couple of male guards into a dungeon with buxom blonde Marsha May for a segment that is the only one taking advantage of the fans' fascination with fantasy. Summarily sentenced to death, the two make love, and Raven suddenly squirts, not the phony Poland Spring associated with porn in recent decades but rather an animated sort of smoke effect. This shows some imagination, as opposed to the WWE-style "let's pretend it's real" gimmick of fake female ejaculation.

She also lights up what looks like a candle (operating as a dildo) by contact with her vagina, adding to the oddness of this scene, which leads to a happy ending.

The most acting occurs in "The Water" in which stunning Tanya Tate plays a petulant princess who is stuck in an ugly stone edifice, with her trusty handmaiden Cherie DeVille doing her bidding and forced to listen to her nonstop complaining.

This is supposedly an oasis, which perhaps her dad the king will someday develop as a great gathering place, and Cherie serves her mistress water from its source, which turns out, no surprise, to have aphrodisiacal powers, cuing some mature blonde on blonde lovemaking.

Remaining scene is titled "Farewell" but lacks the needed back story to support that premise, as Uma Jolie and Dolly Leigh make love in a fake-set stone room not unlike the one used for the Tate/DeVille coupling.

By far, the majestic outdoors of "The Crossing" is the highlight of this peculiar example of niche porn. For transfer from website vignettes (aimed at subscription streaming) to DVD compilation, some use of an overriding story line and narrator/hostess would have helped bring this content to life.
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