- Dr. Psycho: [fighting Wonder Woman] OW! That really hurt, you c*nt!
- [everything comes to a shocked standstill]
- Poison Ivy: [watching the fight on TV] Holy shit!
- Clayface: The name is Clayface, thespian extraordinaire recently portraying the juicy role of country boy bartending in the big city!
- Dr. Psycho: I thought you were playing the role of literal piece of shit.
- Clayface: Not yet.
- [transforms into Doctor Psycho]
- Clayface: NOW I'm a literal piece of shit!
- Dr. Psycho: So who do you need me to mind-control to open the door?
- Harley Quinn: No, no. No one. Just squeeze into the crawlspace, get into the house, and open it from the inside.
- Dr. Psycho: Are you shitting me? I'm a genius telepath! Why're you wasting me on THIS?
- Harley Quinn: You're the only thing small enough to fit!
- Dr. Psycho: Got it. Sonofabitch!
- Harley Quinn: Then they all ran off with that loser Kite Man!
- Poison Ivy: Yeah, what a loser that guy is. Did he mention my name?