- Giganta: You think I care about you or your jolly green whore?
- Poison Ivy: Okay, I'm standing right here.
- Giganta: I don't have time to give some review. I'm too busy getting cunnilingus from my new boyfriend Brad, who's amazing at it!
- Dr. Psycho: [scoffs] Only weak men do that.
- [Brad uses his tongue to sculpt a statue from ice cream]
- Dr. Psycho: Oh, fucking hell!
- Poison Ivy: [impressed] Call me.
- Poison Ivy: I don't understand your obsession with the Legion of Doom. They are actual pieces of shit.
- Harley Quinn: Obviously! But those pieces of shit were the only people Joker respected. I'll never match up to him unless I'm in the Legion too.
- Harley Quinn: So let me get this straight: you're not over your ex, and you want to throw your success in his face.
- Harley Quinn: Exactly!
- Poison Ivy: I think that might be the most relatable thing you ever said.
- Harley Quinn: [Looking around Batman's Batcave as she dangles from the ceiling] So this must be where you fuck the bats.