Mom (TV Series)

Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome (2020)

Kristen Johnston: Tammy Diffendorf

Quotes 

• Tammy : 3 years you haven't given them a raise! Aren't you the one always saying pay people what they're worth?

  Jill : Of course.

  Tammy : Then why don't you do it?

  Jill : [pause, quietly]  I don't know... it just never occurred to me... oh my God, I'm a horrible person.

• Tammy : You just sent your staff on vacation, you're not Helen Keller.

  Jill : That's right, I'm just a good person who made a tuna sandwich.

  Tammy : How about you're a great person who makes

  [takes a bite of the sandwich, does double take] 

  Tammy : ... *a* sandwich.

• Tammy : Where do you want the cabinet?

  Jill : Where I can't see it and Andy can.

  Tammy : How tall is he?

  Jill : Um,

  [stands on her tiptoes and kisses Tammy] 

  Jill : a little taller than you.

• Tammy : Oh whose bright idea was it to bring vegetables without ranch? I don't want to know what celery actually tastes like.

  Jill : I needed something green, Andy's been barbecuing every night this month so all I've been eating is beef, beef, beef, and banana pudding.