Mom (TV Series)

Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome (2020)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

Quotes 

• Christy : You're the one who asked for a paraffin.

  Bonnie : [wearing mitts on her hands]  When the woman offered me one, I thought it was a snack.

  Christy : Whatever's happening under these mitts is warm, and soft... and kinda sexy.

• Marjorie : I used to hope I could stay sober long enough for my son to get on the bus to school, but most days I didn't make it. Finally my husband told me I had to either quit drinking, or move out.

  Christy : So you left?

  Marjorie : [ashamed]  *That* day.

• Christy : Oh my God, there's Marjorie sitting at the curb.

  Bonnie : Yeah, she looks like a depressed garden gnome.

• Christy : So how'd it go with your son?

  Marjorie : [beaming]  Call me Grandma!

• Marjorie : I just got off the phone with my son, he said you went to see him.

  Bonnie : It was all Christy's idea.

  Christy : You're the one who turned the car around!

  Marjorie : I came to say thank you!

  Bonnie : [pause]  It was mostly my idea.

• Christy : This new bra could change my whole dating life.

  Bonnie : You have been wearing it a couple days, had any feelers yet?

  Christy : Just me.