- Lenny Leonard: Wow. It was called "Crystal War" because they were all turned to crystals.
- Carl Carlson: Hey, now it's not the time for your cold-hearted analysis.
- Professor Frink: The sequel isn't coming out for a year.
- Helen Lovejoy: What loving God would make us wait that long?
- Bart Simpson: A year? That's, like, a million years.
- Groundskeeper Willie: [angrily] I cannot wait. Don't you leave me, you be-cape-ed-gob-smashers!
- [groans]
- Bart Simpson: Whoa! Airshot! Dead? But in the movie he lives. Wh-What happened?
- Black Voodoo: You happened! You son of a swamp witch!
- Moby Man: You showed your Comic Book Guy a spoiler of Airshot using his breath to save himself.
- Hydrangea: The powers of evil in our dimension saw this and, so warned taped Airshot's mouth shut. And killed him.
- Bart Simpson: [whimpers] I didn't know! I never dreamed that spoilers really hurt people. But they do. Spoilers kill. I love you, Airshot!
- [sobs]