Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Is on the Run: Part 1 (2008)
Ted Levine: Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
Quotes
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Detective #1 : He made it across the river. He could be here.
[points to a location on the map]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : What is this?
Detective #1 : That's a dairy farm.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [scoffs] I don't think so.
[Monk would not consider hiding out at a dairy farm]
Sheriff Rollins : [walks into the police station] Captain, call the phone company. We're going to need to wiretap.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : On who?
Sheriff Rollins : Dr. Charles Kroger downtown. Monk's shrink.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yeah, I know.
Sheriff Rollins : Sees him four times a week if you believe that! Guy's a one-man psych board!
[notices that Stottlemeyer is skeptical]
Sheriff Rollins : You got a problem?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Well, tapping a shrink's phone. You're never going to get a judge to sign...
Sheriff Rollins : [hands over a sheet] Already done.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [reading paper] "Office of the Lieutenant Governor."
Sheriff Rollins : Yeah, he's an old friend. We used to sneak cigarettes behind high school together.