District 9 (2009)

Jason Cope: Grey Bradnam - UKNR Chief Correspondent, Christopher Johnson

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Quotes 

• Christopher Johnson's Son : How many moons does our planet have?

  Christopher Johnson : Seven.

  Christopher Johnson's Son : This planet only has one. I can't wait to see our planet again... it's bigger than this one, isn't it?

  Christopher Johnson : [turns off holographic atlas of what seems to be the Alien home planet]  Enough.

  Christopher Johnson's Son : We go home now?

  Christopher Johnson : Not home, no. This is where we must go.

  [shows his son an MNU brochure outlining "Sanctuary Park Alien Relocation Camp" aka District 10] 

  Christopher Johnson : See that tent there? That might be ours.

  Christopher Johnson's Son : I want to go home!

  Christopher Johnson : We can't go home. Not anymore.

• Christopher Johnson's Son : Fuel goes in here!

  Christopher Johnson : That's enough! QUIET!

  Christopher Johnson's Son : ...then we fly away.

  Christopher Johnson : I said QUIET! We cannot trust him.

  Wikus Van De Merwe : What is he saying about the fuel, is this, are you trying to start this thing? He-he. Are you little fookers trying to start this, and get away, ay?

  Christopher Johnson : Never mind.

  Wikus Van De Merwe : Ha-ha. Yeah, you sneaky fookin' prawns, heh?

  Christopher Johnson : Too bad. I could have fixed you.

  Wikus Van De Merwe : Wha- wait what did you say about-about the *fixing*?

• [Wikus enters an MNU code and the gate opens] 

  [an MNU agent shoots several bullets at Wikus, causing him to pull the trigger of his Alien gun and shoot the agent] 

  Christopher Johnson : [the MNU agent explodes]  Fuck!

  [Wikus takes off his mask and checks his vest] 

  Christopher Johnson : I thought you said not to kill them?

  Wikus Van De Merwe : He shot at me!

• Wikus Van De Merwe : [when under attack in MNU]  What are you doing?

  Christopher Johnson : Making a bomb!

• Christopher Johnson's Son : We go home now?

  Christopher Johnson : Yes.

• Grey Bradnam - UKNR Chief Correspondent : There's no way of knowing whether or not Christopher Johnson will return. We don't know if he was simply escaping, whether he will effect a rescue plan, uh... and as the so-called free press says, whether or not he'll come back and declare war on us.

• Christopher Johnson : My son's in there!