Use Your Head (1945)

Mel Blanc: Private McGillicuddy

Quotes 

• Narrator : [Pvt McGillicuddy strays off from the usual Head]  Hey, stupid, can't you read?

• Fly : [sees McGillicuddy leave the latrine; rings the dinner triangle]  COME AND GET IT!

  Fly : [smells cooking food wafting from the galley; rings the dinner triangle]  OHH, DESSERT!

• Narrator : [shows McGillicuddy's personal makeshift toilet]  Well, look at that. McGillicuddy's private one-homer. What a layout. Sunshade, library, toilet tissue, beautiful view, even gardenias... AND A HELL OF A GOOD HOME FOR DYSENTERY GERMS.

• Narrator : [after the decontamination squad dumped the culprit at the Head with a splash]  McGillicuddy, you made your bed, now lie in it.

• Narrator : [after the soldiers got sick in bed]  And now, because of one man's carelessness, a whole unit is flat on its back.

  Japanese Radio Announcer : [mock-Japanese accent; relaying a long message]  Oh, Tokiyo carring... Oh, Tokiyo carring... . Oh, so good-o news: We discover we have a South-a Pacific Yankee Marine who help-a Japanese War Effort. This-a Yankee, all the time, make honorable bowel movement at wrong rocation. All his buddy Yankee get-a dysentery. Ohh, make weak rike pussycat. This honorable Yankee name: McGirrikaddy.

  U.S. Soldiers : [listening to radio, realizes who done it; together]  MCGILLICUDDY?

  Narrator : [the decontamination squad gets to work]  Yeah, McGillicuddy. Go get 'im, boys!