It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City (2007)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

Quotes 

• Mac : The streets are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless, and you people are counting on the police?

• Mac : Will you be providing the weapons?

  Neighborhood Leader : No.

  Mac : No... Oh, I get it. Okay, we go buy the weapons, we tell you how much we spent, you reimburse us. Great.

  Neighborhood Leader : Doesn't work like that.

  Dee Reynolds : You gotta give him a receipt.

  Mac : Oh, I would make a copy of the receipt.

  Dee Reynolds : No, no, no, you give them the original.

  Mac : I would give them the original and I would keep the copy? That seems stupid.

  Dee Reynolds : Oh, I'm sorry that that's how reimbursement works.

  Mac : What if something happens to the weapons, then I'm shit outta luck?

  Dee Reynolds : Oh, well then you just ask them for the original back. I'm sure they got a system in place.

  Mac : Why would they keep the original, I'm the one that bought the gun!

  Dee Reynolds : Oh, it's a gun now!

  Mac : It's always been a gun, Dee!