Mom (TV Series)

One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress (2020)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

Quotes 

• Jill : Oh my God, I just had a horrible thought. What if I'm in a car crash with someone who's not an organ donor and the paramedics can only save one of us? Of *course* they'd let *me* die.

  Christy : That's ridiculous, Jill, letting you die because you're an organ donor.

  Jill : You're right, just last minute jitters, just had to get that out of my system. Well, I'll see you outside.

  Christy : See you.

  [Jill goes in, looks at her form] 

  Christy : Nope!

  [throws it away and walks out] 

• Tammy : I got a call this morning and this woman asked 'Is this Tammy Diffendorf?' and I figure it's a telemarketer so I give her a blast of the ol' air horn I keep by my phone.

  Bonnie : That's cool! Where can I get one of those?

  Christy : [washing her hair in the sink]  At the store, Mom, next to the shampoo.

• Christy : You did it!

  Bonnie : I'm going to need you to be more specific.

  Christy : You used up my shampoo and left the empty bottle in the shower. Now I have to wash my hair in the sink with dish soap like an oil spill duck.

  Bonnie : Don't forget to get behind your wings.

• Bonnie : [flips through magazine]  Ugh, Miley, are you *ever* gonna settle down?

  Christy : [calling from upstairs]  MOM!

  Bonnie : If you do, don't have kids.