Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

Cute for Loot/The Caverns of Cocoa/Dream Date (1992)

Gregg Berger: Odie, Orson Pig

Quotes 

• Wade Duck : Hey, whatcha reading, Orson?

  Orson Pig : Oh, it's my grandfather's diary. I found it here with all his belongings.

  Wade Duck : Does he say anything in there about my grandfather?

  Orson Pig : [flips through the pages]  Well, let me see. Oh, here. "The only problem I have is that my colleague, William Duck, is terrified nearly every hour."

  [in a flashback, Orson's grandfather is digging] 

  Wade's Grandfather : [runs behind Orson's grandfather]  Help! Help! Oh, help! It is a monster! It is a terrible, ugly, hairy monster!

  [a mouse appears] 

  Wade's Grandfather : A monster such as you have never seen! Help! Save me from the monster! Save...

  Orson's Grandfather : That is not a monster. That is a mouse.

  Wade's Grandfather : Well, it is... a rather large mouse.

  Wade Duck : Yep. That's my grandpa alright.

• Wade Duck : [while walking up a mountain]  Boy, I feel just like my grandfather.

  Orson Pig : You feel like a bold, intrepid miner?

  Wade Duck : No, I feel like I passed away about 30 years ago.

• Roy Rooster : [while helping Orson push out a cart full of chocolate]  A whole mountain that's bad for your teeth!

  Orson Pig : Now, don't get too excited, Roy. Something could still go wrong.

  Roy Rooster : [chuckles]  What could go wrong?

  [Orson's brothers appear with a captured Wade] 

  Orson Pig : How about them showing up?

  [Orson's brothers tackle Roy and Orson and later have them tied up with Wade] 

  Roy Rooster : That could be a problem, yes.

• Garfield : Jon's home. What time did he go out on his date?

  [Odie barks] 

  Garfield : 8:00, right. And what time is it now?

  Odie : [shows Garfield the clock]  Huh?

  Garfield : 8:45. Yeah, that's about right.

• Herman Post : [reads the package Garfield left out front]  "To Abu Dhabi. Please bend and fold." Must be that cute kitten again.

• [Garfield puts on a bonnet to look like a cute kitten for an old man] 

  Garfield : What a terrific idea. I finally found a use for Nermal.

  [the old man's cat, Madison, approaches Garfield, with a box] 

  Madison : Yeah, you are a cute kitten. There's only one thing to do with cute kittens: Mail 'em to Abu Dhabi!

  [throws Garfield in a box and wraps it up] 

  Garfield : [yelps]  You can't! Stop! I'm not cute! I-I'm really not cute!

  [Madison tosses Garfield into a passing mail truck] 

  Garfield : I'm as not cute as they come! And besides, this is my ideaaaa!