- [Odious Maximus whines after being placed in front of a chariot to pull it]
- Cicero: So what if you're not a horse? I'm not Ben Hur, either!
- Centurion: [after catching Jonah drawing cartoons instead of plans for Aqueduct] Citizen, you are in big trouble.
- Jonah: So what? They cannot throw me in the dungeon for drawing cartoons.
- [later, Jonah is locked up in the dungeon]
- Cicero: Tell me again how they cannot throw you in the dungeon.
- Jonah: They cannot keep me here like this.
- [Jonah looks over to see an old man in chains next to him]
- Old Man: That's what I said.
- Emperor Voracious The Great: The food here stinks! Send in my royal chefs!
- Advisor: But, Sire, you fed them all to the lions.
- Emperor Voracious The Great: So I did.
- Emperor Voracious The Great: How long has it been since I sent that Marco Polo chap out for Chinese food?
- Advisor: 17 years, Your Majesty.
- Emperor Voracious The Great: I wish there was someplace to get Chinese food closer than China.
- Orson Pig: You really do have a bad memory.
- Newton Duck: I know. I'm in the club for people with bad memories.
- Orson Pig: What's the name of the club?
- Newton Duck: I don't remember.
- Orson Pig: How often does it meet?
- Newton Duck: I forgot.
- Orson Pig: Where are the meetings held?
- Newton Duck: Beats me.
- Orson Pig: Why don't you just quit?
- Newton Duck: I can't. I'm the president.
- [With Newton watching, Gort hides the stolen tomatoes in Roy's rocket]
- Gort: Just forget you saw me put those in there.
- Newton Duck: Put what in where?
- Gort: Perfect.
- Orson Pig: My brother stole half our tomato crop.
- Roy Rooster: What a thing to happen just when I was about to go to Saturn.
- Orson Pig: We have to find him.
- Roy Rooster: Uh, once we find him, what are we gonna do?
- [Roy and Orson soon see Gort running towards them]
- Orson Pig: I... think we're gonna run.
- Roy Rooster: Excellent plan.
- [Roy and Orson flee with Gort chasing after them]
- Newton Duck: I'll be leaving. I messed everything up, as usual.
- Wade Duck: Uh, you don't have to leave, cousin. Things didn't turn out too badly.
- Newton Duck: You mean I can s-s-stay?
- Orson Pig: If you'd like. You're welcome here as long as you like.
- Newton Duck: That's wonderful. You're so nice to me. Could I ask you guys a question? Who are you?