Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

Robodie II/For Butter or Worse/Annoying Things (1991)

Thom Huge: Jon Arbuckle, Roy Rooster

Quotes 

• Jon Arbuckle : Odie? Odie? Maybe he's lost.

  Garfield : Nah, we don't have that kind of luck.

• Jon Arbuckle : [while searching for Odie]  Here's the stick I threw.

  Garfield : Uh-oh. It's not like Odie to give up on a stick. He has a head for wood and vica versa.

• Jon Arbuckle : Hey, Dr. Bean, what's this?

  Dr. Garbanzo Bean : Oh, that's my newest invention of which I'm so proud.

  [pulls off the sheet and reveals a robot that looks like Garfield] 

  Dr. Garbanzo Bean : The robot cat!

  [gives Jon a remote] 

  Dr. Garbanzo Bean : Here, uh, give it a try.

  [Jon presses the button on the remote, but the robot cat just stays still, asleep] 

  Jon Arbuckle : It just lays there and doesn't do anything.

  Dr. Garbanzo Bean : Ha ha ha! It works! It does everything a real cat does!

• Orson Pig : [pokes Roy's belly]  Gee, Roy, you've put on a few pounds. You wouldn't happen to have some butter in there.

  Roy Rooster : [pokes Orson's belly]  You wouldn't happen to have an entire dairy in there, piggo.

  Orson Pig : Fair comment.

• [Roy is using a pedal-powered butter churn to make butter and lose weight] 

  Roy Rooster : [panting]  Orson, how much so far?

  Orson Pig : So far, you've lost five pounds of tummy and we've got 50 pounds of butter.

  Bo : Like, uh, how's Roy doing, man?

  Orson Pig : Well, not bad. Only 600 more miles to go.

  Wade Duck : Better stop him before we have cottage cheese.

• Garfield : Annoying things Number 9-12 are things that people say that they shouldn't.

  [shows a footage of Jon on a date] 

  Garfield : Annoying thing Number 9:

  Jon Arbuckle : So, what's your sign?

  Garfield : Annoying thing Number 10:

  Jon Arbuckle : Mind if I share an experience with you?

  Garfield : Annoying thing Number 11:

  Jon Arbuckle : I really need to know where my head is at.

  Garfield : Try looking above your shoulders on that little neck-like thing. Annoying thing Number 12:

  Jon Arbuckle : Let's savor the moment.

  [the woman furiously dumps spaghetti on Jon's head and leaves] 

• [in a clip explaining Annoying thing Number 19, Garfield is putting together something while Jon reads the instructions. Six hours later, they finished and Garfield has put together a statue] 

  Jon Arbuckle : Garfield, I'm impressed. That is an incredible life-sized replica of Elvis Presley.

  Garfield : Yeah, but it was supposed to be a skateboard.