Garfield and Friends (TV Series)
Sound Judgement/Gross Encounters/The Perils of Penelope (1992)
Thom Huge: Jon Arbuckle, Roy Rooster
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Quotes
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Jon Arbuckle : [in a video] This is the first time I've tried computer dating.
Woman : Well, the computer will scan our roster of over 80,000 single, desperate women, and find the perfect one for you.
[Garfield presses the button on the sound effects machine as the woman inserts Jon's information into the Melman-586 computer. The computer malfunctions, blows up, then prints out a message]
Woman : [reads message] "No one is THAT desperate."
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[the crew finds the wolf, who has been frozen solid by the aliens, who have left]
Orson Pig : He's frozen in a block of ice!
Roy Rooster : The wolf's become a regular on the show. Heh, at least until the spring thaw.
Sheldon : Huh. What do you suppose happened?
Wade Duck : Maybe it really was space invaders.
Booker : I saw a flying saucer a while ago.
Orson Pig : Guys, for the last time, there is no such thing as a flying saucer.
Roy Rooster : So how do you explain this frozen delight?
Orson Pig : I... I can't.