Gregg Berger: Odie, Orson Pig

Quotes 

• [Jon is knocked out of his car] 

  Garfield : That's what you get for not wearing your seat belt! Odie, do you know how to drive?

  Odie : Uh-uh.

  Garfield : And I don't know how to drive. Odie, we're in big trouble!

• Orson Pig : [reads his book]  "As the explorers moved along the ocean floor, they could barely..."

  [Roy takes the book] 

  Orson Pig : Hey!

  Roy Rooster : Let me see that.

  [reads the cover of the book] 

  Roy Rooster : "Journey to the Bottom of the Sea." As I suspected. When you get caught up in a book, the rest of us get caught up in your fantasies.

  Orson Pig : Can I help it if I have a vivid imagination?

  Roy Rooster : Yeah, but when you read a Western, we have a stampede. When you read a book about dinosaurs, we have Tyrannosauruses here. Last week, you were reading a cookbook and I got chased by two cups of flour and a pound of butter.

• Orson Pig : [to Wade]  Imagination can't harm you.

  [Roy runs by, being chased by a girl dog he accidentally kissed during a fantasy] 

  Roy Rooster : Wanna bet?

• Orson Pig : I'm so frustrated, I feel like slamming a door, but there's no door around. So, I'll imagine one.

• Wade Duck : [while chasing the weasel]  You go away and stay away, you weasel, you!

  Roy Rooster : Uh, Orson, are you imagining Wade chasing the weasel all over the farm?

  Orson Pig : No, are you?

  Roy Rooster : No, I was hoping you were.

  Orson Pig : Oh. Oh, come on! He needs our help!

  Roy Rooster : Wade or the weasel?

• [the weasel starts chasing Wade] 

  Roy Rooster : Orson, do something!

  Orson Pig : I'm trying to imagine something up, but I-I can't concentrate.

  Roy Rooster : [gives Orson a train schedule]  Here, try this.

  Orson Pig : An old train schedule? Well, okay.

  [the weasel closes in on Wade] 

  Wade Duck : May I say a few words on my behalf?

  [before the weasel can answer, he hears a train horn, then sees a train coming towards him] 

  The Weasel : Help!

  [the train chases the weasel away] 

  The Weasel : Help!

• Roy Rooster : Well, I guess everything worked out okay except...

  Girl Dog : Oh, Roy, darling! There you are! Ho ho ho!

  Roy Rooster : That. See you around, guys.

  [Roy runs away] 

  Orson Pig : Roy, where are you going?

  [the girl dog chases after Roy] 

  Roy Rooster : I'm gonna catch that train!