Neil Ross: P. Dempsey Weevil, Officer

Quotes 

• P. Dempsey Weevil : [holds a magnifying glass over the tiny sign]  There you are, clear as day. Speed limit: 8 miles an hour. Here's your ticket.

  Jon Arbuckle : An ant couldn't read that sign!

• P. Dempsey Weevil : [while posing as a judge]  I hereby fine you $100.

  Jon Arbuckle : $100?

  [Garfield and Odie start pushing Jon out of the courtroom] 

  Garfield : Let's go. Court's adjourned or, if it isn't, it should be.