Garfield and Friends (TV Series)
Taste Makes Waist/The Wolf Who Cried Boy/Day of Doom (1992)
Gregg Berger: Odie, Orson Pig
Quotes
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Orson Pig : We have a wolf in the neighborhood.
[everyone gasps]
Orson Pig : Here is his picture and description.
[shows picture]
Orson Pig : Notice the evil smile, the beady, criminal-like eyes, the ugly nose, the...
Booker : Orson, that's a picture of you.
[Orson notices that Booker's right, chuckles nervously, then flips the page, showing the wolf's picture]
Orson Pig : Well... I was just trying to see if you were paying attention.
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Orson Pig : [sings] Come on in, come to the place where fun never ends. Come on in, it's time to party with Garfield and friends. Oh, I love that song!
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[after Roy rings the bell]
Orson Pig : We're all here, Roy. Where's the wolf?
Roy Rooster : There is no wolf! I made you all coming running!
[Roy falls to the ground, laughing]
Orson Pig : That's not funny, Roy.
Roy Rooster : For you, probably not. But for me, it's a scream!
Bo : Like, don't do that again, Roy.
Lanolin : Or we'll make sure that the farmer's wife gets a new feather duster... you.
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[Roy rings the bell again, his friends run back only to find him laughing on the ground]
Lanolin : Roy!
Orson Pig : Roy, we don't find this very funny.
Roy Rooster : You're not supposed to find this very funny. I'M supposed to find it very funny!
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Roy Rooster : [laughing] Oh ho ho ho! The look on their faces.
[imitates his angry friends]
Roy Rooster : Too funny for words! Ha ha!
[still laughing, Roy doesn't notice he approaches the wolf, who is stealing the chickens]
Roy Rooster : You should've seen them! They were so mad! Ho ho ha ha ho! I thought Orson was gonna... And Lanolin, she was so... And Bo, he was so... And the chicks!
[notices the wolf]
Roy Rooster : And... And... And they... And they were... And, uh, you are... Eh... Ooh... And you... You have the chickens and you're the wolf and me and... I... ho ho... You're the wolf!
Wolf : Nothing gets by you.
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Roy Rooster : Attention, everyone! There is a wolf in the barnyard! Repeat: A wolf in the barnyard!
[Orson, Booker, and Sheldon continue to ignore Roy]
Sheldon : Why doesn't he give up?
Booker : Tell us the story of The Wolf Who Cried Boy, Orson.
Orson Pig : Okay. Well, uh, once upon a time, there was a family of wolves. They lived in peace in their little valley. In fact, the only thing they feared was the occasional appearance of a hunter. Every night, one of them would stand guard while the others slept. For some reason, he thought it would be fun to play a trick on the others. He yelled, "Boy! Boy! There's a boy coming!" And then he laughed as they all ran in terror. It was so much fun that the next night, he did it again. "Boy coming!" he cried. "There's a boy coming!" And once again, he scared all his friends. And once again, he laughed and laughed. But this time, they all determined never to fall for his lies again. Now the next night when he was on guard, he happened to look over in the bushes and there he saw a young boy out hunting. "Boy!" he yelled. "There's a boy coming!" But none of the other wolves believed him. They learned not to trust a word he said. And so there was no one to help him when...
[hears Roy still ringing the bell and realizes something]
Orson Pig : When...
Sheldon : What's wrong, Orson?
Orson Pig : What's wrong is that even a liar sometimes tells the truth! Come on! We better go check!
[Orson runs off, Booker and Sheldon follow him. They soon past Bo and Lanolin]
Orson Pig : Bo! Lanolin! Roy might be telling the truth!
Lanolin : Roy? Telling the truth?
Bo : Whoa, that's, like, pretty low, man. Even for him.
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Orson Pig : Well, we hope you learned your lesson, Roy.
Lanolin : Yeah, when you lie, folks stop believing you about everything.
Roy Rooster : [exhausted] I've reformed. I'll never lie again.
Sheldon : Can we believe you about that?
Roy Rooster : Probably not.
