Torchwood (TV Series)
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang (2008)
Gareth David-Lloyd: Ianto Jones
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Quotes
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Captain Jack Harkness : How are you, Ianto?
Ianto Jones : All the better for having you back, sir.
Captain Jack Harkness : Could we maybe drop the "sir" now? I mean, while I was away, I was thinking. Maybe we could, you know, when this is all done: dinner, a movie...
Ianto Jones : Are you asking me out on a date?
Captain Jack Harkness : Interested?
Ianto Jones : [scoffs] Well, as long as it's not in an office. Some fetishes should be kept to yourself...
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Gwen Cooper : You left us, Jack!
Captain Jack Harkness : [sigh] I know, I'm sorry.
Gwen Cooper : We knew nothing, Jack!
Toshiko Sato : Where were you?
Captain Jack Harkness : [smiles] I found my Doctor.
Owen Harper : Did he fix you?
Captain Jack Harkness : What's to fix? You don't mess with this level of perfection.
Ianto Jones : [softly] Are you going back to him?
Captain Jack Harkness : I came back for you.
[pause]
Captain Jack Harkness : All of you.
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Captain Jack Harkness : Looks like we're going to have to go through every drawer, bin and plant-pot.
Ianto Jones : Right, OK. I'll do this floor, don't want you getting over excited. You take the roof, you're good on roofs.
[pause; Jack starts to leave]
Ianto Jones : Jack? Why are we helping him?
Captain Jack Harkness : He's a reminder of my past, I want him gone.
[pause]
Captain Jack Harkness : [Jack asked a Ianto on a date earlier] By the way, was that a yes?
Ianto Jones : Yes, yes...
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Captain John Hart : [regarding himself and Jack] We were partners.
Ianto Jones : In what way?
Captain John Hart : In every way.
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Captain Jack Harkness : [Introducing the team] Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Toshiko Sato, Owen Harper, meet...
Captain John Hart : Captain John Hart.
Captain Jack Harkness : We go back.
Captain John Hart : Excuse me, we more than go back; we were partners.
Ianto Jones : [Softly] In what way?
Captain John Hart : In every way, and then some.
Captain Jack Harkness : It was two weeks.
Captain John Hart : Except that two weeks was trapped in a time loop, so we were together for five years. It was like having a wife.
Captain Jack Harkness : You were the wife.
Captain John Hart : *You* were the wife.
Captain Jack Harkness : No, you were the wife.
Captain John Hart : Oh, but I was a *good* wife!
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Ianto Jones : [about Jack's WristComm] Woah, that never beeps.
Captain Jack Harkness : That's what I was thinking.
[presses button]
Captain John Hart : [via Hologram] I can't believe I got the answering machine. What can you be doing that's more important than me? Anyway, you've probably traced the energy shift, found the body - all me. Sorry about the mess, bill me for the clean up. Now, Drinks! Retrolog the transmission coordinates, that's where I am. And hurry up, work to do.
[American accent]
Captain John Hart : "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope."
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Gwen Cooper : Can you deal with the body when it's cold?
Ianto Jones : My pleasure, unless you'll be making sushi.
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Captain Jack Harkness : Oh yeah, loving that 'officey' feel. I always get excited in these places. To me they're exotic: office romances, photocopying your butt. Well, maybe not your butt, although, as we're here, why don't we photo...
Ianto Jones : [interrupting] The rift was active at these co-ordinates approximately 200 feet above ground. That means this floor, or the roof.