Pinky and the Brain (TV Series)

Star Warners (1998)

Maurice LaMarche: Brain-2-Me-2, Squit, Rick Blaine, Alien

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Quotes 

• Brain-2-Me-2 : Come, Pinky-O. We must catch the space shuttle back to our home planet of Acme and prepare for the next millennium.

  3-Pinky-O : Gee, Brain-2, what are we gonna do in the next millennium?

  Brain-2-Me-2 : The same thing we do every millennium, Pinky-O. Try to take over the galaxy!

• [Mindy appears as a Jawa] 

  Mindy : Hello, funny vacuum cleaner man.

  Brain-2-Me-2 : I am not a vacuum cleaner.

  3-Pinky-O : Yes! He's a refrigerator.

  Brain-2-Me-2 : No, I'm a robot stranded in the desert with his dimwitted sidekick!

  3-Pinky-O : That would be me! Hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha!

  Mindy : [giggles]  Funny vacuum cleaner man!

  Brain-2-Me-2 : Uh, perhaps you could direct us to the nearest space port, little girl.

  Mindy : Why?

  Brain-2-Me-2 : Because we need to get to the Megastar.

  Mindy : Why?

  Brain-2-Me-2 : Because we're trying to take over the galaxy.

  Mindy : Why?

  Brain-2-Me-2 : Because with me in charge, it will be a better place.

  Mindy : Why?

  Brain-2-Me-2 : Because I'm really smart.

  Mindy : Why?

  Brain-2-Me-2 : Because I am! Now stop saying "why"!

  Mindy : Why?

  Brain-2-Me-2 : Because you're driving me crazy!

  Mindy : Why?

  Brain-2-Me-2 : Pinky-O, tell her to stop!

  3-Pinky-O : Why? Hoo hoo ha ha ha ha! Narf!

  Brain-2-Me-2 : ENOUGH!

  Mindy : Okay, I love you. Bye-bye.

  [Mindy zaps the two robots] 

  Brain-2-Me-2 : There's a pain that is going to tingle.

• Mindy : Hi, Mr. Farmer man.

  Wakk Skylicker : Hello, little nomad Nurse! I'm Wakk Skylicker.

  Mindy : Whatcha doin'?

  Wakk Skylicker : Farming sand. I've got a big crop this year.

  Mindy : [looks at all the sand in confusion]  Uhhh... okay.

  [brings out 3-Pinky-O and Brain-2-Me-2] 

  Mindy : Wanna buy a funny vacuum cleaner man?

  Wakk Skylicker : No thanks.

  Brain-2-Me-2 : I am not a vacuum cleaner.

  Wakk Skylicker : But I'll buy a talking garbage can any day!

  [Wakk Skylicker pays Mindy with a handful of sand] 

  Mindy : Okay, I love you. Bye-bye.

• Brain-2-Me-2 : Are you Slappy Wanna Nappy?

  Slappy Wanna Nappy : Who wants to know?

  Wakk Skylicker : I'm Wakk Skylicker. My new talking garbage can has a message for you.

  Slappy Wanna Nappy : He looks more like a toaster oven to me.

  Brain-2-Me-2 : [sighs]  May we come in and explain?

  Slappy Wanna Nappy : As long as you promise to heat up my frozen waffles. I'm starving.

  Brain-2-Me-2 : What I go through for galactic conquest.

• Hello Nurse : [about Brain-2-Me-2]  Say, isn't that the minifridge General Plotz has been looking for?

  Dr. Otto Scratchensniff : Gee, I don't know. Zat looks more like a bread maker.

  Hello Nurse : No, no, no, no, no. I have one of those. Maybe it's a crock pot. Or a space heater.

  Dr. Otto Scratchensniff : No. I-It's, uh... uh...

  Brain-2-Me-2 : A... floor polisher!

  Hello Nurse : Huh? Oh, sure! That's it!

  Dr. Otto Scratchensniff : Ja! You is a floor polisher.

  3-Pinky-O : You are?

  Brain-2-Me-2 : [hits 3-Pinky-O]  Yes! And... my colleague and I have been assigned to polish all the floors in the Megastar!

  Dr. Otto Scratchensniff : Oh! Zat's nice.

  Brain-2-Me-2 : And we'll start by cleaning the coffee-stained floors of the very control room where Girth Plotz beams his programming to poor, unsuspecting planets.

  Dr. Otto Scratchensniff : Ja! Zat's a good place to start. Okay. Bye-bye. Have ze funzies, now.

  3-Pinky-O : And all this time, I thought we were robots.

  [Brain-2-Me-2 hits him]