- Thaddeus: I've got his clarinet!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [from the "SpongeHenge segement] Hey, anyone out there! You dropped your goulash! Hello?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, doctor, is he gonna be alright? For the love of Neptune, tell me.
- Dr. Gilliam: Well, son...
- SpongeBob SquarePants: No, don't tell me!