- Cmdr. Kelly Grayson: [after Ed has made a good suggestion] You've been useful, sober man. You may go now.
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: [after the sandwich has reappeared suddenly] I Knew I was gonna be happy to see it!
- Isaac: [after they Kaylon have shown up] Those are my wedding guest.
- Capt. Ed Mercer, Cmdr. Kelly Grayson: What?
- [at the same time]
- Capt. Ed Mercer, Cmdr. Kelly Grayson: Isaac!
- Cmdr. Kelly Grayson: Did you invite the whole planet?
- Isaac: Affirmative.
- Capt. Ed Mercer: [In an annoyed tone] Dr. Finn, please report to the bridge. Talla, please alert Union Central so nobody scans the region and panics.
- Lt. Cmdr. Talla Keyali: Aye, Sir.
- Cmdr. Kelly Grayson: Hi, Isaac.
- Isaac: I wish to become intimate with you. If you are unoccupied, may we go on a date, followed by sexual conjugation?
- Cmdr. Kelly Grayson: Pretty good, how are you?
- [She replies stunned]
- Dr. Claire Finn: LAMARR!
- Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr: Hey, what's up, doc? What are you doing down here?
- Dr. Claire Finn: You and I need to have a chat.
- Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr: Uh, about what?
- Dr. Claire Finn: My soon-to-be husband is very impressionable. I assumed someone as smart as you would have deduced that by observation, but apparently not.
- Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr: Oh.
- Dr. Claire Finn: Yeah! And it's not the first time it's happened. If you recall, I had to see Isaac in ratty underwear because of more "guidance" you gave him.
- Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr: Right, but I didn't tell him to put that on...
- Dr. Claire Finn: Uhh! Not interested. If you ever again give Isaac a single tidbit of personal advice, even if it's about what cologne to use, I will come down here and I will eat your little punk ass for breakfast with a glass of grapefruit juice, you got me?
- Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr: I - yep, I got you.
- Dr. Claire Finn: Good.
- [leaves]
- Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr: [to his staff] The hell you all looking at?
- Dr. Claire Finn: Wouldn't we all be happier if we just accepted people for what they are instead of being disappointed with them for what they're not?
- Lt. Cmdr. Bortus: The presence of friends and relatives is as important for the Renewal as it is for a Ja'loja.
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: How long does this usually take? I mean, like, what's the gist?
- Lt. Cmdr. Bortus: When we arrive on the planet's surface, Klyden and I will disrobe. Once we are fully bare, thus unified with our natural surroundings as we were at birth, Klyden will flee into the forest. Shortly after, I will follow in pursuit. If I catch him, we will share the Sexual Event there among the trees. Our mating vows are thus formally renewed and sanctified in the eyes of Moclan tradition.
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: I dare all of you not to cry.