- Chi-Chi: I want both of you to put your training on hold for now and go to the driving school tomorrow! I think it's about time the two of you learned something USEFUL for a change!
- Piccolo: Say WHAT?
- Chi-Chi: Awww, Chi-Chi, do we have to?
- Chi-Chi: Listen, all I'm asking you two to do is get a driver's license. It's not like I'm asking you to save the world.
- Goku, Piccolo: Uhhh...
- Chi-Chi: And if you don't, you'll have to cook your own meals from now on! Understand?
- Chi-Chi: Hold it right there! Now, let me get this straight! You expect me to get dinner ready and wash your clothes while you and Gohan relax in a nice hot bath? Well, that's not gonna happen, mister! Do you even care what kind of day I've had? I dunno what I liked better, being chased halfway home by a wild boar, or walking the rest of the way on my tired aching feet! And it's all because we don't have a car!
- Goku: Uh, Chi-Chi, I'd drive you if I could, but you know I don't have a driver's license yet...
- Chi-Chi: Well, it's time you got one! I don't know why you have to be the only man this town who doesn't have a driver's license or a car!
- Goku: [to Piccolo] You can't drive, can you?
- Piccolo: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!
- Goku: Oh, man, Piccolo! Where did you get those clothes?
- Piccolo: [in jeans and a shirt] Your wife gave them to me out of YOUR closet!
- Goku: Oh, uh... sorry about that, Chi-Chi means well... listen, since we're here, let's get this over with.
- Piccolo: Sounds good to me. Of course, I'm still not sure how I got suckered into this in the first place. She's not even my wife!
- [Goku crashes a car into a river]
- Goku: So how long before I get my driver's license?
- Driving Instructor Yuzukar: Son, at this rate, it's going to take you a hundred years.
- Goku: WHAT? But I can't wait that long! I've got to get in shape for a battle against two killer androids! And Chi-Chi's gonna kill me if I don't get my driver's license!
- [Goku is driving very fast]
- Driving Instructor Yuzukar: Step on the brake!
- Goku: The brake? Now, which one was that...?
- [Goku steps on the accelerator]