- Harry Vanderspeigle: You could remove everything, including your brassiere, which mocks me. It so complicates everything. Once your teats swing free, I will focus on them for arousal, especially the left one. I will become engorged and stiff. I will remove my clothing, and then I will mount you, not giving you all your weight, which would tax your haunches. I will caress your flanks. I will thrust. And then faster. And then I'll slow down.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [voiceover] They have a term on Earth for a man who works on engines--sexy beast. That's me. If these humans ever actually saw me flying my spaceship, I'd have women beating me off with a stick.
- Asta Twelvetrees: Are you leaving without saying goodbye?
- Harry Vanderspeigle: I would've said goodbye, but I didn't want to... I didn't want to.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [voiceover] Then everyone will know I'm better than Ethan. But everyone will be dead. How will they know? I have to work on that one.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [voiceover] His smile makes me want to love him and strangle him. I think he has more teeth than me.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: He's not sick.
- [to himself]
- Harry Vanderspeigle: Unless being really annoying is a sickness.
- Mayor Ben Hawthorne: You really came through.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [to himself] I did what I had to do, to not be found out as a human killing machine.
- Deputy Liv Baker: I want of those Nespresso machines, but sheriff won't let me get one.
- Sheriff Mike Thompson: Hell no! Those things freak me out. I mean, think about it - a whole cup of coffee in that tiny little pod? That shit there's gotta be the devil's work.
- Sheriff Mike Thompson: [to a teenage stoner he is interrogating] You know if I beat you with a phone book, it don't leave no bruises, right? I don't even know if that's true... and I don't have a phone book.