DTV Valentine (1986 TV Movie)

Paul Frees: Ludwig Von Drake, Announcer

Quotes 

• Ludwig Von Drake : The most recent development in the history of romance was the invention of rock 'n' roll. Almost overnight, the jukebox replaced Cupid. And you know something? Things haven't been the same since!

• Ludwig Von Drake : [taking a TV set apart]  Hello there! I'll be right with you; I'm trying to hook up to DTV. You want to know what DTV is?

  [works his way into the TV set and throws out the monitor] 

  Ludwig Von Drake : DTV is music videos, only they mix the best of Disney cartoons with rock 'n' roll.

  [turns a dial on the TV] 

  Ludwig Von Drake : All you have to do is turn on this little knob and you've got your DTV! See?

  [nothing happens; Von Drake gets impatient, hitting the TV and twisting the dial so much he breaks it off] 

  Ludwig Von Drake : What's the matter with this thing? It's a new stereo TV!

  [he shakes the TV, trying to get something to happen, but still nothing] 

  Ludwig Von Drake : Oh, well.

  [he chuckles, then gives the TV a hard kick; suddenly, the monitor, connected to the TV only by way of wires, turns on, formally starting the special]