- Harry Vanderspeigle: [voiceover] Hmmm, this is interesting. I've never experienced this before. Nobody is talking. Apparently you can be with other humans and still be alone. I like it.
- Mayor Ben Hawthorne: So I also wanted to ask you what are you doing tonight?
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [to himself] I was thinking of chopping up the body in my freezer.
- [out loud]
- Harry Vanderspeigle: Spring cleaning.
- Mayor Ben Hawthorne: You think that we're getting a divorce?
- Max Hawthorne: It's okay. love is fleeting.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [voiceover] This disruption is infuriating and very disrespectful. How am I supposed to sleep or bury the dead guy in my freezer with all these people out here?
- Harry Vanderspeigle: I was even planning on eating some of you to see what humans tasted like.
- Max Hawthorne: You know what? I think I'd do the same thing if I were an alien. I'll bet we taste like pot roast.
- D'Arcy Bloom: I have one rule in here. That's if you're gonna start drinking, you have to make sure your gun isn't loaded.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [voiceover] She's clueless. She has no idea this dinner will just be a kid screaming and throwing food at me.
- Harry Vanderspeigle: [voiceover] I'm starting to think the kid's not faking. He actually likes me. And why wouldn't he? I'm a likeable alien.
- Sheriff Mike Thompson: You know how the saying goes, right? If you don't use your arms to signal, the truck will rip them right off. True story.
- Sahar: He probably uses mind control to unlock doors.
- Max Hawthorne: Or he can shape-shift his fingers into a key.