Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Paints His Masterpiece (2008)
Tom Bower: Bennie Wentworth
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Quotes
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Lt. Randall Disher : [gets caught up in a spider's web, and mistakes it for a booby trap] BOOBY TRAP!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Randy! RANDY! It's not a booby trap! It's a spider's web.
Bennie Wentworth : [walks over] What's going on? Did you break this bike?
[points to a broken bike lying on the ground]
Lt. Randall Disher : Sorry.
Bennie Wentworth : You break it, you bought it. That's the rule.
Natalie Teeger : It's a junkyard. How do you know if something's broken?
Bennie Wentworth : I know. I can tell. Look.
[He picks up the bicycle, and points to a twisted up wheel]
Bennie Wentworth : This wheel is all bent! 40 bucks!
Lt. Randall Disher : 40 bucks. No way.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [to Bennie] Mr. Wentworth, this is Adrian Monk and Natalie Teeger. They're helping us out. I was wondering, could you go over the whole thing again, please?
Bennie Wentworth : Go over what? The guy was on my property, he tried to rip me off. He got what was coming to him, end of story.
[back to Randy]
Bennie Wentworth : I tell you what. Give me $20 bucks, we'll forget about the whole thing.
[regarding the broken bike]
Lt. Randall Disher : I'm not paying for it!
Adrian Monk : What was he doing here? Mr. Wentworth, what do you think he was after?
Bennie Wentworth : I don't know. Maybe he needed a carburetor. People need carburetors.
Adrian Monk : [referring to the dead man] He was wearing a $2,000 suit. And those are Italian shoes. I think he could afford a carburetor.
Bennie Wentworth : Maybe he stole the suit. That's possible, isn't it? Maybe he stole the shoes! Maybe he's on a spree.
Adrian Monk : The suit, the shoes, the carburetor. What kind of spree is that?
Bennie Wentworth : I don't know. An eclectic spree.
Natalie Teeger : Do you have any enemies?
Bennie Wentworth : None that I can think of, except for this guy the bicycle thief!
[points at Randy]
Bennie Wentworth : 20 bucks.
[Bennie makes another attempt at bargaining with Randy about the broken bike's price]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Randy, give him five bucks.
Lt. Randall Disher : Fine.
[He takes five bucks out of his own wallet and pays Bennie]
Adrian Monk : I wonder what happened to his partner.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : What partner?
Adrian Monk : Well it's a dirt road out there. Very little dust on his shoes. Somebody must have dropped him off. Maybe they took off when they heard the gunshot.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [to Randy] Secure the road. Tell the crime scene techs to check for tire tracks.
[Randy starts to walk away, and Stottlemeyer stops him]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Randy! Your bike.
[Randy reluctantly walks back and picks up the broken bike. He carries it away with him]
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[an intruder walks into the junkyard and wakes up Bennie. As soon as the man gets near Bennie's bunk, Bennie stops him]
Bennie Wentworth : All right.
[notices the gun]
Bennie Wentworth : Okay, don't do anything stupid.
[the man does not stop and continues to tip toe towards Bennie]
Bennie Wentworth : Not much of a talker, now don't take another step. I'm warning you, not one more step!
[the man doesn't spot a trip wire. He hits it. The trip wire pulls the trigger on a shotgun, which fires at him. The man is sent flying backwards]
Bennie Wentworth : I tried to tell you. Nobody listens to me.
[Bennie casually lights a cigarette]