- Audrey Bingham: Hot tub? Jeff, you know those are bad for your sperm.
- Jeff Bingham: Nice meal time topic, Audrey.
- Adam Rhodes: Yeah, Audrey, it's kind of gross. So what's up with your sperm?
- Jeff Bingham: I think you're making Jennifer uncomfortable.
- Jennifer: Well, what's going on down there? I mean are your guys weak or is it failure to launch?
- Jeff Bingham: I don't want to talk about my junk.
- Audrey Bingham: It's not a big deal. They're our friends. We had a fertility test a while back and Jeff's boys were a little slow.
- Jennifer: I didn't even know you guys were trying.
- Audrey Bingham: Well, we're trying to be trying. The doctor gave Jeff a list of things he should do like wearing loose underwear, taking supplements and staying out of hot tubs.
- Jeff Bingham: Yeah, and I've been doing most of that. I just fell off the wagon a little bit.
- Audrey Bingham: What's a little bit?
- Jeff Bingham: I may have forgotten to refill the supplements and when I play softball I wear tighty whiteys.
- Audrey Bingham: God, Are you kidding?
- Jeff Bingham: I tried wearing boxers but when I ran it felt like someone was shooting dice in my pants.
- Russell Dunbar: Hey, what's up?
- Adam Rhodes: Hey, did you rearrange your furniture?
- Russell Dunbar: Oh yeah, I porn shuied the whole office.
- Adam Rhodes: You what?
- Russell Dunbar: I porn shuied it. That's when you rearrange your furniture so that people can't see what's on your computer screen
- Adam Rhodes: Porn shui?
- Russell Dunbar: Yeah, I invented it.
- Adam Rhodes: You are a very deep guy.
- Russell Dunbar: Yet I don't mean to be.
- Adam Rhodes: What are you doing in my office?
- Russell Dunbar: Aah, I'm just checking some e-mail. My computer crashed.
- Adam Rhodes: How much porn did you download?
- Russell Dunbar: All of it? Oh crap, there's Jennifer. Better get this porn off your computer.
- Adam Rhodes: I thought you were checking e-mail.
- Russell Dunbar: Don't be stupid.
- Jeff Bingham: Super sperm.
- Adam Rhodes: And the doctor actually used those words?
- Jeff Bingham: Yes he did. It's like a koi pond down there.
- Russell Dunbar: Waitress, could you cancel my fish and chips please?
- Adam Rhodes: I thought your boys were slow?
- Jeff Bingham: Turns out they were just mild mannered like Clark Kent
- Jeff Bingham: I've got to take this. Yeah, it's important. Jimmer, thanks for getting back to me so quickly.
- Audrey Bingham: Jimmer? That's important?
- Jeff Bingham: Guess what part of me is faster than a speeding bullet.
- Audrey Bingham: Come on, Jeff. We...
- Jeff Bingham: No. No. Bingo!