Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Miracle (2008)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
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Quotes
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I've tried everything. Even this crap.
[health drink]
Adrian Monk : What is it?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I don't know. It's some kind of organic hippie concoction from Hell. My aunt sent me a whole carton of it.
[Takes a sip out of the bottle, and gags a little bit]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Oh, it tastes like chalk.
Natalie Teeger : What's in it?
Adrian Monk : [reading] Chalk extract...
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[Monk and Natalie notice that Randy has grown a mustache]
Natalie Teeger : What is that?
Lt. Randall Disher : What?
Natalie Teeger : On your face. On your lip.
Adrian Monk : It looks a little bit like a mustache.
Lt. Randall Disher : Well, I'm in charge. It comes with the job.
[Monk and Natalie continue to stare at him, fixed on his new mustache]
Lt. Randall Disher : Okay, you're making me a little uncomfortable.
Natalie Teeger : You're making me a little uncomfortable.
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Julie Teeger : Christmas doesn't mean anything to you?
Adrian Monk : Not anymore.
Julie Teeger : Why don't you believe in anything, Mr. Monk? What are you so afraid of?
Natalie Teeger : I'll tell you what I think. I think Mr. Monk has been afraid of so many things, for so many years, he's afraid of not being afraid.
Adrian Monk : What does that mean?
Natalie Teeger : Think about it.
Adrian Monk : I'm afraid to.
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Julie Teeger : [looking at Monk's cardboard tree] Is that your tree?
Adrian Monk : Uh-huh.
Julie Teeger : It's cardboard.
Adrian Monk : Right. No muss, no fuss. A lot of people are doing it.
Julie Teeger : Who?
Adrian Monk : People... you know, who are me.