Rango (2011)
Isla Fisher: Beans
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Quotes
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Rattlesnake Jake : [after Beans refuses to sign a deed] Sign the damn paper, woman!
Beans : Go to Hell!
Rattlesnake Jake : [wraps Beans in his coils and suspends her upside down] Where do you think I come from?
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Beans : [unimpressed] You ain't from around here, are you?
Rango : [she walks away] I- I'm still working on it. Uh, so, what's your name?
Beans : [rummaging through glass bottles in her cart] Beans.
Rango : That's a funny kind of name.
Beans : What can I say? My daddy plumb loved baked beans.
Rango : Well you're lucky he didn't plumb love asparagus.
Beans : [quickly stands up] What... what're ya saying?
Rango : I mean, I uh... I enjoy a hearty puttanesca myself, but I'm not sure that a child would uh, appreciate the moniker.
[picks up a jar with a sort of powder in it and puts some in his mouth]
Beans : [walking around the cart to Rango] My daddy was a great man, even if he did exhibit a proclivity for legumes, and... you...
[sees what Rango is eating]
Rango : Mmm, spicy!
Beans : You are eating his ashes!
Rango : [spits, disgusted] Eh! You carry his remains?
Beans : [takes the jar and reseals it] No! His ashes; he loved to smoke. They never found the body.
Rango : Oh. Um, I'm sure he had his reasons.
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Beans : Get your slimy, webbed phalanges off ma boots!
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Beans : [comes out of trance by her wagon] And until the people of Andromeda 5 return him safe and sound, I will not sell my ranch!
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Beans : [comes out of trance in the clothier's shop] It is not a rash, it is a birthmark!
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Rango : You and your kin are under arrest for bank robbery, and for the murder of our beloved financial adviser, Johannes Merrimack III, a.k.a. Fluffy Joe.
Ezekiel : Sheriff, we didn't kill nobody. We tunneled into that vault and there weren't nothing in it.
Jedidiah : Someone done rob that bank before we robbed it.
Beans : Then where'd you get this here jug?
Ezekiel : That's what I've been trying to tell you, Pappy. I found it in the desert.
Balthazar : [starts whacking Ezekiel] Then why in tarnation did you bring it here?
Rango : Hold on, hold on! You're saying this here jug was empty when you found it?
Ezekiel : Uh, huh! That's right!
Sergeant Turley : Eh, I don't believe a word of him.
Buford : Let's hang him, sheriff!
Sergeant Turley : String 'em up!
Beans : This wouldn't be the first time.
Waffles : It's a puzzle! It's like a big old mammogram!
Furgus : What's going on, sheriff?
Rango : I don't know, but I'm gonna strip this mystery and expose it's private parts.
[to Balthazar, sternly]
Rango : You and your kin are coming with me.