- Ms. MacElroy: That's sweet of you for askin', but I'd rather stick my finger in a pencil sharpener and crank away.
- Sheldon Cooper: So, is that a yes to buying the house?
- Georgie Cooper: Sorry. When I move out, it ain't gonna be 20 feet away and it's gotta have a hot tub.
- Ms. Hutchins: Oh, I can't afford a house, but I'm flattered you'd want me next door.
- Sheldon Cooper: Of course I would. You don't have enough friends to throw a party.
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: So, how you know he's your boyfriend?
- Missy Cooper: Because this happened.
- [Slides a note from Marcus across the table, asking Missy to be his girlfriend]
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: Well, I didn't realize you had documentation.