[Hank enters Corner Gas wearing sunglasses]
Wanda Dollard: Ladies and gentlemen: Ray Charles.
Hank Yarbo: Where?
Brent Leroy: Don't play any of your crazy boogie woogie music in here, Mr. Cool.
Hank Yarbo: I'm not wearing these to be cool. There's something wrong with my eye, all puffy and itchy. It hurts to look at the sun. I think it might be time to get glasses.
Wanda Dollard: Looks like you have conjunctivitis.
Hank Yarbo: What? Oh, man! How long have I got?
Wanda Dollard: I wish. It's just pinkeye.
Brent Leroy: Just pinkeye? That's like saying it's just... just... all right, it's just pinkeye, but still, Hank, get out!