New Tricks (TV Series)
Mad Dogs (2008)
Alun Armstrong: Brian Lane
Quotes
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Rod Erskine : I *knew* Eric.
Gerry Standing : You don't mean biblically?
Brian Lane : What, Eric was gay!
Rod Erskine : He was when I finished with him. Sorry.
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[first lines]
Brian Lane : Crap. Absolute crap. You're a bloody disgrace. Three-nil to that shower. What a load of complete, five-star, total, bloody rubbish!
Mark Lane : Dad, it was a friendly.
Brian Lane : There's no such thing. You should never have lost. Never in a million years.
Mark Lane : Against Spurs? We're non-league; they're ten divisions above us. What do you want to drink?
Brian Lane : Nothing. I'll just eat me bloody orange.
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[last lines]
[Brian is drinking with two women]
Brian Lane : Now, who's for more Tia Maria?
1st Young Woman : I shouldn't.
Brian Lane : Oh come on. You know you'd like to; you know you want to, and I know deep down beneath that impressively upholstered and passionately seething bosom, you know you need to.
1st Young Woman : Only a small one.
Brian Lane : Oh,
[looks down]
Brian Lane : don't be so personal. How about you? Is size everything in your compendium?
1st Young Woman : You're mad, you are!
Brian Lane : As a fish!
[kisses both girls, then turns around to find his wife and son watching him]