Last Vegas (2013)

Jerry Ferrara: Dean

Photos 

Quotes 

• [Dean has been led to believe the Flatbush Four are mafioso] 

  Dean : I'm very sorry, sir.

  Paddy : Shut up, Dickhead! You think we give a shit about your sorries! Don't you know you're messing with Billy Bones, Archie Aces, Sammy the... the...

  Sam : the Accountant!

  Paddy : Yeah.

  Sam : Sammy the Stove! They call me that because I *cook the books*!

• Dean : Please, sirs. How can I make it up to you?

  Paddy : Alright! Just get us some ice waters. Maybe later we'll find you other stuff to do.

  Sam : Yeah, maybe later Knuckles here will let you wash his balls!

  Sam : [beat]  Oooh. Sorry. That sounded weird, didn't it?

  Dean : Four Ice Waters?

  Paddy : [Paddy glares]  GO!

  Dean : Right away, sir.

• [Archie just gave Dean a very generous tip] 

  Dean : Thank you so much, Mr. Aces.

  Sam : [to Dean]  You breathe a WORD about us to the Feds, we will *hunt you down*!

  [Archie nods, Paddy shakes a fist] 

  Dean : [scared]  Your secret's safe with me Mr. Accountant.

• Archie Clayton : Put that stuff down. Go have some fun, you've earned it.

  Dean : Really?

  Archie Clayton : Really!

  Dean : Aces, thank you so much! I appreciate it.

  Archie Clayton : Oh, before you go out there...

  Archie Clayton : Ask the girl to dance, don't tell her. Ok?

  Archie Clayton : Tell her how beautiful she is, not how sexy she is.

  Archie Clayton : Tell her that from the time she walked in here you have not been able to take your eyes off of her.

  Dean : That's kinda true.

  Archie Clayton : Ok, now go for it!

  [Dean goes up to the beautiful lady to ask her to dance and she says Yes. Then Dean looks back at Archie and gives him a look as if he was saying, "Your advice worked! Thanks!"] 

  Archie Clayton : I'll be damned!

• Dean : Hey, pal, if I want your opinion, I'll just beat it out of you, all right?